Oh Amazon, everyone fails sometimes

Oh guys, today is Amazon's birthday and they took the opportunity to try and unload a bunch of junk unto prime members. I'm not a prime member but my brother is so I peeked in a few times without seeing anything interesting.

Neither did the rest of the internet cause check out twitter: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23PrimeDayFail&src=typd

 Some of my quick faves (cause its too late to read a ton and laugh even more):

Remember when Peppermint Patty went to Charlie Brown's house expecting turkey, but got popcorn and toast? Its kinda like that! #PrimeDayFail

The only Prime we acknowledge is Optimus #PrimeDayFail

At least on Black Friday you can go to the store and punch someone to get the items you want. #PrimeDayFail 

It's like Christmas, but with only gifts your grandma would get you. #PrimeDay #PrimeDayFail

Thanks @amazon for reminding us that there is a day more disappointing than Monday. #PrimeDay

With all the sweet deals on 55-gallon trash bags and duct tape, #PrimeDay has been great for the serial killer community

Better luck next year!