Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Tom Cruise and his platforms want to stomp ON ALL THE RELATIONSHIPS

So as you guys know by now Twilight's Bella cheated on Edward *gasp shock*

No one knows how long it was going on but photogs caught her and the director from Snow White and the Huntsman (which I totally wanted to see but was out of the country for) making out in the parking lot of some abandoned building. Then they drove to some scenic overpass to make out some more!

I'm not sure why the fallout is fascinating me so much. I am pretty ambivalent about everyone involved. The Twilight movies are ok but I always forget what happened in the last one before the next one comes out and I never rented Breaking Dawn. I never heard of the cheating director or his wife or saw their movie.

Yet I am over at Evil Beet reading like its 2008 and getting all caught up in "OHNOES WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE DOG!?"

That finally broke my preoccupation and let me realize this whole scandal is being perpetrated by Tom Cruise. Seriously - in the past week everyone forgot about him and his wacky platform wearing, scientology pushing self. This Twi-saster is the perfect cover for him to continue breaking up couples.

Did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ever marry?