Saturday, June 30, 2012

Blame it on Cruise

I wish Tom Cruise was never happy so he would never smile
Tom Cruise's smile is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. I mean look at his face! Its like he is standing in front of a mirror and forcing his muscles to contract.

Smile. Unsmile. Smile. Unsmile. Its not an exercise dude, relax a little.

These days he's making movies I don't care to see but it used to be a different story. Hollywood miscast him in BOTH Vanilla Sky and Minority Report back to back! Sure, that was about eight years ago but I am still not over it.

I love a good grudge. In fact, should I ever have an ulcer I am going to call it Tom Cruise's Smile.

Someone remind me.
Married 5 years after having 5 cake layers. Hrmmm
Anyway the point of this post is to rehash what you already know - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. I'm annoyed since I just got used to them being married but this isn't about me. Its about the negative energy Tom Cruise is casting on my facebook page.

I had 3 different relationship statuses change to single yesterday!

Guys - stay together! Tom Cruise is a scientologist and you aren't all swapping your religious views. Would you rather break up or follow this face's lead?
My religious views involve aliens. Also I have a sucky smile.
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