Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Dear Obama, I apologize in advance

Dear President Obama,

I was alarmed to read you will be in Paterson on Sunday. As someone born and currently living in this Paterson, I need to apologize in advance for our mayor, Jeff Jones.

Jones has a habit of mis-using any word with more than two syllables. He also quotes inspirational forwards from the 90s and will rephrase your question back to you as an answer...word for word.

Folks here just go with it.

With much concern for the civil rights movement,

I would love if someone could take a look at our budget. Taxes just increased my mortgage by $200 a month and our police force is constantly being laid off. I am worried Jones is secretly illiterate and just signing everything he comes across.