Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Dear Evolution, The Mint is nice and I am a jerk

As readers to my blog this week know, I bought a Mint on Monday and its been unhappy hijinks ever since. Well I finally ran the thing in Sweep Mode (dry rag) instead of Mop Mode (wet rag) and what do you know? It picked up all those specks Mop Mode was killing me with.

Dear Evolution,

I apologize for bad mouthing your name all week and pestering you on Facebook. Clearly robot logic is not my logic and for that I am grateful.

That and clean floors.

Happily Yours,