Monday, March 1, 2010

How are wearing tights as pants like smoking?

Ever notice how only unpleasingly proportioned women who wear tights as pants are? Either they're showing off fat ripples or queerly rectangular, asexual bodies.

Kudos to American Apparel for taking a stand right inside the tights. Cigarettes advise death comes from smoking, tights advise improper fashion etiquette. Both spare me unpleasant leaving the house experiences ;)

3 comments:

Della said...

Haha, that's great! I hope women listen. :)

Kate Bagley said...

I saw a 70 year old woman in black leggings and very high heels today. Not a pretty sight. I hope she gets this memo.

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

AMEN!

Tights as pants are always a bad idea. I have never seen it done well

It either looks awful, or too trashy to be appropriate for public.