Monday, January 11, 2010

Lunchtime Monogamy so 2009

Quiznos sent a generic spam-mail with the subject "One is dumb, Choose 2." Quiznos is encouraging people to give up lunch monogamy!*

Lunch should be a simple meal between breakfast and dinner. It should be straightforward, reliable and easy to consume away from home. It doesn't need to be an exercise in eating morality!

* No word on wether the lunchtime infidelity should be limited to food alone. So if your SO starts frequenting Quiznos without you, be wary. Be Very Wary.


Anonymous said...

All I know is that their sammies are FUCKING TASTY. OHMYGOD I want one right now.

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

"Food porn"...that's hilarious!