Thursday, August 20, 2009

Oh Plaxico

Did you hear about the new Plaxico Burress cocktail? Just one very expensive shot.

Plaxico is a dumbass"Facing the prospect of spending at least 3 1/2 years behind bars, one-time Super Bowl star Plaxico Burress on Thursday accepted a plea bargain with a two-year prison sentence for accidentally shooting himself in the thigh at a Manhattan nightclub." Source

I'd forgotten about this case! Maybe he can hire Vick's ghost writer to blog an apology...or he can hire me!

Dear Kids,

Guns are bad. They hurt! And even if you don't shoot someone else you still end up in jail!


Hey I'm not above using scare tactics to steer kids straight. Throwback link worth relaughing over