Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Letterman Married?

Watching Letterman with a female guest always makes me feel voyeuristic and seedy - like I'm watching someones drunk uncle hitting on a polite young lass.

Imagine my surprise when I found out someone married the geezer - even more shocking the same woman dated him for twenty-three years before they got married. TWENTY-THREE YEARS! That means around the time I started developing continuous, real memories he started dating this woman. I graduated eighth grade and they were together for five years already...I went through hs, college, got my license (sadly in that order) and they were still JUST DATING! Around the time I bought my first car they had a son and they finally got married yesterday.

He must be dying because once they decided to marry neither hell nor...high winds would stop it from happening:

"So now, we get ready to go and we’ve got to drive into the courthouse and it’s muddy, and we’re supposed to be there at 2, and it’s me, Regina and Harry in the truck, in the pickup truck…So we get two miles from the house and we get stuck in the mud – I mean, turn the truck over, stuck in the mud. So now we think, ‘Well, somebody’ll come– no, nobody comes along. Nobody comes along – it’s Thursday afternoon, who’s coming along, Zorro? No, nobody – so I get out of the truck and I walk two miles back to the house into a 50 mile an hour wind. It’s not Beverly Hills, it’s Montana, for God’s sakes. And the whole way, I’m thinking, ‘See, smart ass, see, see, you try to get married, this is what happens." Full Story

Christ or Joss WhedonOh and I found this compendium of links to sites run by celebrities, rather than ghost writers: http://valebrity.com/cat/az/ A quick control f didn't turn up Joss Whedon so I didn't bother sticking around.