Thursday, February 5, 2009

Bill Gates Newly Evil

Bill Gates is a Bad ManBill Gates had me going for a while. I'd forgiven him for the buggy software and worse commercials. He'd redeemed himself by giving inner city kids computers and trying to cure malaria. I would have even labelled him a Good American until he released mosquitoes unto an unsuspecting audience!

My blood type attracts the ridiculous things and these bites aren't dainty red dots. They're itchy, fuschia welts the size of half dollars that make children do double takes.

So you know what my favorite part of winter is? Dead bugs!

This malarchy is straight out of Stephen King.


Ryan said...

CEO of a large Multinational retires then joins up with project mayhem... sweet.

Sharon Rose said...

Hi there-poor you, you deserve better than that!

Anonymous said...

lol I think it is hilarious and I bet a lecture none will forget easily!