Monday, November 3, 2008

The truth hurts

Doritos on Beach
Floating Doritos stared down from the back of a large truck. I gazed back in desire. Then their slogan registered:

"Food for the fun of it"

Can't they at least pretend to lie? CNN printed a story ages ago saying childhood obesity is tapering off. That doesn't mean Doritos can flaunt their lack of any redeeming value!

Surely there must be something good in each package

and the picture? Its from TruckSpills.Com: "The website of odd, strange, interesting, and unbelievable things spilled on the road by trucks." Its officially the end of the internet.


Ryan said...

Doritos strewn upon the beach, oh no!

Which begs the question, which is harder to get off a seagull: Oil or cellulite?

Anny said...

Screw the seagulls, I'd be belly flopping unto all the bags yelling MINE!!! and OWW!!!