Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Be Still My Womanly Heart!

Note to any men reading this: Taking out the trash = h0t

Sure the media has convinced you that we women are shallow creatures into flowing locks, chiselled chests and muscles that can do that flexxing thing. Untrue. What we really want is a man who will take out the trash whenever he visits.

For more canon on what we women want read any of the following Porn for Women books:


Ryan said...

take OUT the trash... brilliant.

*takes copious notes*

Anny said...

Glad I cleared that up for you ;)